(Photo by Bettini)
It was a race closer to home, here in Victoria. And I don't want to cause alarm or single out anyone, because I want to do the absolute opposite and actually encourage people to want to get into cycling and race. Because anyone can (go on, do it!). But to make the point I feel I have to share this, so I do apologise:
You know what, I can't do it. While searching for the image I found some more podium shots of sloppy attire and poor presentation that disappointed me further. So let me zip up my jersey and get up on my soap box for a second as I give you my top five tips for presenting well at a podium. I have used some of my own podium shots instead of the more disappointing examples (which also provides the added benefit of re-living glories of the past).
1). Show up. I know, it sounds so simple. But please do it. Being at a podium presentation is so important for the organisers, sponsors, volunteers, and all your own personal sponsors. It shows respect for everyone that has done so much for the event and for you personally, and I can't stress this enough.
State Titles, Individual Pursuit, 2005
2) If it is cold, don't put the trackies on. You look like a hobo. And I know you are looking for a picture of me in my trackies on a podium but I don't think I have one in my collection (and I am desperately searching my brain for an example where I did wear trackies at a podium presentation so I won't be exposed later. Still can't think of any - phew!). If it is cold, this is how you should look:
2009 Cyclo-Cross World Cup (And no, I am not in this)
It is also important to note that the women on the podium are not wearing the snow-drenched cycling kit they raced in. They are in their spare kit, which they probably call their podium kit. If you are like me and more realistic about your chances of winning, you call it your spare kit..
3) Wear the right kit and the right equipment. Again, sounds really simple. Wear your cycling kit well and in the correct fashion.
At a race in the US my teammate and I had a great day and we placed second and third. But what made it super special was that it was the first time ever that two people with type 1 diabetes had shared a podium at a National level race before. We had made history. It became massive news. The podium shot was shared far and wide.
Kelly Cup, Baltimore, 2008
4) Put the awards carefully at your feet. You might get flowers, a stuffed cow or lion, a slab of cheese or a nice big plaque while up on the podium. Sponsors and race organisers love to have a picture of you with each of them. Show each award with respect and pose with the award before carefully placing it at your feet so you can gracefully receive the next award or item. My good mate Jen and I still laugh about her placement of the flowers, which she shoved between her legs. The photographer has kindly edited most of it out but you can still see the top of the yellow flowers:
FSA Grand Prix, Seattle, 2007, Individual Pursuit
5) Smile. You might grace the podium all the time. You are probably all relaxed about it and are over all the pomp and ceremony, even if it is just a small little race that you don't care for.
Or, it might be THE race of your calendar. Perhaps - to use another shot of the best cyclist in the world in this post - you are a shoe-in to win the race and have your name all over it. But you miss out, winning silver. Five years in a row. And to say that is devastating is an understatement.
Marianne Vos on silver number 5 (2011). Totally heartbreaking. (Photo Bettini)
But all credit to the amazing athlete that is Marianne Vos - who is such a total legend it isn't funny - she still pulled it together for the official podium shot:
2011 Road World Championships Women's Podium (Photo Bettini)
As you can tell I didn't make the top step of the podium often. I have been happy with what I have achieved, but always thought my future chances were still open to me. Then you crash, break your back in four places and stuff your shoulder. Then your team withdraws their contract offer. Suddenly there are no more future podium possibilities. Just the memories and the pics of you on the podium, in the right uniform and clothing, and looking so very happy to be there.
Country Track Titles (thanks Warragul!) 2006?
(And yes, all three of us are not in correct footwear! Wear your cycling shoes!)







